How do I make a custom request?

Just message me through the contact page and we can start putting something cool together.

No phone number? Are you some sketchy fly by night operation?

No wings here. I’m a small farm and wood shop and I currently do it all on the side so it’s tough to man a phone. I find email gets the job done nicely, and creates a record we can both look back on.

What’s your return policy?

• Woodworks: If your item is damaged or has a defect, give me a holler and we’ll get it sorted out. I may not be able to offer a full refund since I can’t resell it, but we should be able to come up with something.

• Produce and Flowers: While you’ll see my produce and flowers out and about, I can only guarantee items purchased directly from me. If you have any concerns with these items please send me a message through the contract page.

• Seeds and Bulbs: I guarantee all my seeds and bulbs. If something doesn’t sprout after proper planting and care I’ll do my best to replace or refund it.

How much is shipping?

Shipping these days is pretty pricey on my end, but I know it stinks to get hit with a huge charge during checkout. I charge a $10 flat rate to limit the unpleasantness.

How long before I receive my order?

I do my best to get things on their way within 2 business days. If it’s a custom order it will take time to make it first. In that case I’ll keep you updated on its progress. The timeline will depend on complexity, and its place in line.

Do you ship internationally?

Sorry, I can only ship to the lower 48 US states at this time.

Can I visit the farm?

Unfortunately no. Due to zoning requirements I cannot have customers visit.

How long have you been making things?

I’ve been woodworking for my own purposes since at least 2012 but decided to look at pursuing it as a side business in 2023.

What’s your favorite Jurassic Park Movie?

The first one will always have a special place in my heart. Nearly wore that VHS tape out.